CFnL

      Third day of the 1st week has reached and the induction cum ragging was still continuing. We ,three, are the only ones who really enjoying that. May be its the assignment, or the punishment or the strange acts, we were made ourselves an active part of all. By third day, we also became favorite junior of our seniors. And, there is sufficient reason for that too. We have made the pretty assignments for the Net worth law, we described the law to other freshers, we  sang the songs "Yeh condom he, ish condom ka yahi he yahi he.....", "G**nd me danda de". In fact, we entertained the seniors more than they expected. So, we were told that from 3rd day onwards, we can move to the other side and enjoy the ragging rather than got ragged if we wish. 

The third day came and being the last day, we went to the room 205 in lunch break a little late. As soon as we made our entry, we were welcome by three magnificent slaps. 

"Why are you so late, fuckers" A senior asked.

We preferred to remain silent to avoid another big slap. Thanks to God, nobody asked any more questions. Another senior asked us to join our other friends and he went to the stage. The guy started:

"Today we will know the second law 'CFnL'. Sir Ankit Upadhya devised this law and we should consider ourselves fortunate to have this law from its own creator Sir Ankit." We all clapped to welcome him. Then, a 6.5 ft tall, handsome, fair, well built guy came on stage and started his theory

"CFnL, the name speaks for itself. It consists of just mere three words but combining them makes a life long learning." Then the guy turned back and wrote CFL on the blackboard from all the top to bottom. Then he put arrow marks on all the letters and turned towards us.

"Guys, keep your breath. You are going to learn a marvelous relationship of three common words" He said and turned back again. Then he started writing C for Catch, F for F**K and L for Leave. 

He threw the chalk and turned towards us and said " Guys, it simply means Catch, F**k and Leave. Never trust a girl. Girls are not for friendship, they are just for sex. If you love, you will be destroyed. Never got emotional with a girl. These hot chicks are barrier to your growth, progress, career and future. Always remember, behind every unsuccessful man, there is always a successful woman.

Silent engulfed the room for next moment. Then another senior shouted "Have a big round of applaud for Sir Ankit". And we all clapped. The session ended and as we are getting ready to get out of the room, one of the senior called us and said " Hey, you three guys Rahul, Shiva and Vijay will make note of this law and you will be on the stage tomorrow". With no other choice, we nodded our head and get out of the room.

As soon as we figured ourselves in the safe distance of the room, we burst into laughter for the CFnL. The funny laws and how funny the guy is to describe the law. I and Shiva got busy in translating the same into different other versions, making joke on it but Rahul was upset again. The sadness on his face bothered us again. As we approached him, he tried to behave normal. But, he wasn't. The curiosity about his past errupted again in us. But, as decided, we thought that it is better to wait for the day when he will open his mouth. So, we remain silent.