Hall of Residence

Shiva and I left the ragging room and set for classes. On the way, the tall guy called us from back.

"Hey, you... wait."

We turned back and saw the tall guy coming towards us.

"Hey, I am sorry guys. I was helpless. you know !. If I would not have send you, then the seniors would kill me." the guy told us.

"Its okay. No problem." Shiva replied.

"Anyways, I am Rahul". The guy said and gave his hands for shake. We introduced ourselves and shook our hands. "So, Friends. Right? Don't keep grudge on me." He smiled and continued

"I need to find some freshers at that time. Else, You know. And, don't tell me that you didn't enjoy that. We are going to attend classes for the next four years and this is going to be tough. So let's enjoy the ragging now."

We got surprised by his thought but his cheerfulness and daring attitude boost our confidence. We reached our classes and the boring classes continued for next 4 hours.

That day, nobody knew that one single meet will be transformed into a life long bond. After one hectic day of ragging, induction and classes, we reached our hostel "Hall of Residence 6". It is a three storied building with two wings, east and west. Each wing has cell type of structure having four blocks forming a square and each block has rooms facing each other. There is a ground inside, enclosed by the blocks. The rooms that are faced towards the ground are even numbered and the ones that are opposite to them are odd numbered.There is a corridor separating the even and odd numbered rooms. This structure provides dual benefit. The first is nobody can see the ground from the even numbered rooms. One has to go to the ground or to be in odd numbered room to see the happenings of the ground. The second is that the three storied building absorbs everything that happened in the ground in its big-heart.

Shiva and I are alloted odd numbered rooms in the east wing and when we reached hostel, we figured out that Rahul's room is exactly in between and in front of our rooms. Mathematically, if we draw straight lines joining all the three rooms, it would form an equilateral triangle.

The Law : NET WORTH

The guy went straight to the stage without any hesitation and started explaining the theory. The guy started:

"Today we will come to know Sir Ramakrushna Ayappa Murthy's NetWorth Law.Sir Murthy is a 2004 batch Ceramic Engineer. He came with this unique theory of determining net worth to help the mankind. According to Sir Murthy, Net Worth law is very much important to a man's life. This law helps man to understand his potential, his worth in this fucking world and his sexual capabilities. The presence of a man in this world is determined not by his power, position or money. All these things are minute things. We all are here for sex. At the end of the day, everyone wants to have sex. If you are in high income group, you can have two beautiful hot chics at the same time. If you are in middle income group, you can have sex with a average sexy girl. And, if you are in the lower income group, you can have sex with a girl, not sexy at all. The later part of the sentences can always be replaced with a guy depending on your sexual preferences. So, Sir Murthy came with this law to measure your sexual capabilities and this is going to be our first lesson in this elite institution."

The guy explained all this so fluently and in a convincing way, that everyone listened to it with 200% concentration.

The guy turned back and started writing something on the blackboard. After a moment, when finished, turned towards us and stated reading what he has written.

"Net worth law states that NetWorth is the probable amount of semens that an **average human being can eject in his whole lifetime. The whole calculation goes like this : The **subject has to masturbate for four continuous hours and then measure how much semens he has ejected. Then he has to do a linear interpolation to calculate his Net Worth.

**Average Human Being/ Subject : Strictly must be an engineer from our elite institution".

The guy stopped with that and a senior shouted "Well done Rahul. Well done. A big round of applaud for Sir Rahul". We gave a round a clap for him. Then a senior lined up us and asked to prepare a report on own net worth and submit it on the next day.

With this the session dismissed and we all came out of the room.