The guy went straight to the stage without any hesitation and started explaining the theory. The guy started:
"Today we will come to know Sir Ramakrushna Ayappa Murthy's NetWorth Law.Sir Murthy is a 2004 batch Ceramic Engineer. He came with this unique theory of determining net worth to help the mankind. According to Sir Murthy, Net Worth law is very much important to a man's life. This law helps man to understand his potential, his worth in this fucking world and his sexual capabilities. The presence of a man in this world is determined not by his power, position or money. All these things are minute things. We all are here for sex. At the end of the day, everyone wants to have sex. If you are in high income group, you can have two beautiful hot chics at the same time. If you are in middle income group, you can have sex with a average sexy girl. And, if you are in the lower income group, you can have sex with a girl, not sexy at all. The later part of the sentences can always be replaced with a guy depending on your sexual preferences. So, Sir Murthy came with this law to measure your sexual capabilities and this is going to be our first lesson in this elite institution."
The guy explained all this so fluently and in a convincing way, that everyone listened to it with 200% concentration.
The guy turned back and started writing something on the blackboard. After a moment, when finished, turned towards us and stated reading what he has written.
"Net worth law states that NetWorth is the probable amount of semens that an **average human being can eject in his whole lifetime. The whole calculation goes like this : The **subject has to masturbate for four continuous hours and then measure how much semens he has ejected. Then he has to do a linear interpolation to calculate his Net Worth.
**Average Human Being/ Subject : Strictly must be an engineer from our elite institution".
The guy stopped with that and a senior shouted "Well done Rahul. Well done. A big round of applaud for Sir Rahul". We gave a round a clap for him. Then a senior lined up us and asked to prepare a report on own net worth and submit it on the next day.
With this the session dismissed and we all came out of the room.
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