Chapter 1: Landing

“Krupya apne kursi ki peti bandhle. Hum Mumbai anarashstiya hawaiadde pe kuchi der me utarne bale hen. Bahar ki tapmatra 42 degree centrigrade ebam aadrata 32 he. Hum aasha karte hen ke aapki yatra hamare sath sukhdayi rahi.Dhanyabad. ” 

        As the lines strikes my ear drum, I opened my eyes and tried to make my ears extra wide to let the announcement finds its way to my brain but thanks to the “Singapore sling” and heavy continental meal, my sleepy brain doesn’t allow that and the announcement was all over in all three languages. What I could hear was only the last one and in Hindi. “Fuck you”, my brain said and ordered me to go to the sleep again and enjoy the erotic dreams of having the sexiest air hostess of the flight cabin in my bed. But, the consciousness forced me to wake up and asked for the announcement. I woke up but didn’t ask. Seeing the co-passenger I understood the announcement was for final land. I got excited. At last, after traveling from last 26 hours, I will land in INDIA, my country, my Land. I got thrilled. Someone interrupted me in my excitement. I turned my head and a sweet, nice air-hostess with her orchestrated smile said “Please open the window sir, we will land soon”. I opened it, tied my seat belt and saw my land 1500 ft above. And, started dreaming with open eyes; how will be everything back there in INDIA?

         My cool dad, mom, Rahul, Siva, Soumya and most important Shravani.

         How will they react in seeing me suddenly?

         How will be Rahul and Soumya?

         How many kids they will have?

         How will be Siva? How will be his sex life?

         How will be shravani, how will she look like? Does her lips so pink as I have imagined in my dreams? Is            she will be that sexy that my dirty mind has expected.

        What will I do in the first meet? Should I hug and kiss her like west or simply say ‘Hi’ as east.

        All theses thoughts filled my mind, I got emotional. The sudden jerk brings me back from my sweet thoughts to the Flight cabin and I ensured we have touched land. In 20 minutes, the flight came to stop. My excitement was increasing in an exponential rate. I pulled my cabin luggage and rushed to the door, said bye to all the air-hostesses, who entertained me during the whole journey, and get out of the flight. I took a deep breath and saw sweat coming out of my head. I collected my luggage and rushed to the exit.